Funny Wednesday Quotes to Make Your Day Better
It’s only Wednesday.
Hang in there,
You’re halfway to the weekend!
Halfway to the weekend,
halfway to needing a strong drink.
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
and hope for Friday.
Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week.
Wednesday When even coffee needs coffee.
Wednesday is the day we realize
that Friday is still two days away.
It’s Wednesday.
I’m breathing. I’m healthy.
I’m truly blessed.
I’m grateful for this day.
Wednesday The day we finally admit
that this is not a dress rehearsal.
Happy Wednesday Remember,
the only thing standing between
You and Friday are your attitudes.
Wednesday I see you sneaking up
with your Hump Day vibes.
Dear Wednesday, please stop
acting like you’re Friday.
You’re not fooling anyone.
Wednesday The day I start wondering
if the weekend was just a dream.
Halfway to the weekend,
halfway to the liquor store.
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
and secretly wish it were Friday.
Wednesday is The day
when even my coffee needs coffee.
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Funny Wednesday Quotes to Make Your Day Better
It’s Wednesday, and I’m already 95% done with this week.
The other 5% is just making it to Friday.
Wednesday is like
the middle finger of the week.
Wednesday, When you realize
you’ve made it halfway through
another week without punching someone.
It’s only Wednesday?
I could have sworn
it was at least Thursday by now.
Wednesday is the day I realize
it’s too late to finish all
the things I promised to do on Monday.
Happy Wednesday Just remember,
if you can survive today,
there are only two more days until
you can complain about how tired you are on Monday.
Wednesday is the day we start saying
It’s almost Friday’ instead of It’s only Tuesday.
It’s Wednesday.
That’s closer to Friday than Monday.
Hang in there
Halfway to the weekend,
halfway to needing a drink.
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
And secretly hope for Friday.
Wednesday When even coffee needs coffee.
It’s Wednesday.
I’m functioning on coffee
and having inappropriate thoughts.
Wednesday is like
the middle finger of the week.
Wednesday The day you realize
that nothing tastes as good as the weekend.
Happy Hump Day! Get over that Wednesday
hill and slide straight into the weekend.
Funny quotes Wednesday
Dear Wednesday,
Can you please come with a side of Friday?
Wednesday is the day we start saying next week
when asked about our weekend plans.
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
It’s Wednesday.
That means we’re halfway to Friday.
Hang in there!
Wednesday Halfway to the weekend,
halfway to your dreams, halfway delirious.
Wednesday is still not Friday,
But at least it’s not Monday!
Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week.
When people refer to ‘Back in the day,
it was a Wednesday.
Just a little fun fact for you.
Happy Wednesday! Stay positive,
because the weekend is just around the corner.
It’s only Wednesday,
and I already need a weekend.
Wednesday is the day we officially start
counting down to the weekend.
Wednesday is The day when even my coffee needs coffee.
Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week.
Keep calm, it’s only Wednesday, said no one ever.
It’s only Wednesday,
and I’m already 95% done with this week.
Funny Wednesday inspirational quotes
Halfway to the weekend,
and halfway to needing a weekend to recover from the weekend.
Wednesday, The day
when even my coffee needs coffee.
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
because it’s the halfway point
and we deserve a little celebration!
It’s Wednesday.
It’s time to unleash my inner wildflower!
Wednesday is like the middle child of the week
not too early, not too late, but still craving attention.
Why do they call it hump Day?
when I feel more like a sloth?
Wednesday The day when I finally realize
that I’m not going to complete
half of the things I planned for this week.
If each day is a gift,
I’d like to know where to return Wednesday.
Wednesday is like a speed bump in the
In the middle of the week, you slow down,
only to realize you’re not even close to the end yet.
It’s only Wednesday?
I demand a recount!
Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend,
halfway to regretting your life choices.
On Wednesdays, we wear pink
and secretly hope for Friday.
Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week.
Wednesday When you realize you’ve survived two days
and only have two more to go.
Wednesday is the day we all realize
that it’s not even remotely close to Friday.
Wednesday morning quotes are funny
On Wednesday I thought I was over the hump,
Then I realized it was a pretty big hump.
Wednesday is the day
I realize that my multitasking game
is just me talking to myself.
It’s Wednesday, aka almost, sorta, kind of Friday.
Wednesday is a great day to take a deep breath,
Count to ten, and curse the fact that it’s not Friday yet.
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
Halfway to the weekend,
halfway to being broke.
It’s Wednesday.
I’m breathing. I’m healthy.
I’m truly blessed.
I’m grateful for this day.
Wednesday is still not Friday.
Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week.
Happy Wednesday! I have to say it’s been a very productive day.
I’ve already had three cups of coffee!
It’s only Wednesday?
Can I get a redo on the weekend, please?
Wednesday is a bit like an uphill climb.
You can see the weekend from here,
but it’s still a struggle to get there.
Wednesday I want to break free,
but my responsibilities said, Nah, girl, stay put!
When people refer to ‘Back in the day,’
it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.
Halfway to the weekend,
and halfway to needing a strong drink.
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Good morning Wednesday funny
On Wednesdays, we wear a smile.
Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week.
Wednesday is The day when even coffee needs coffee.
I’m not saying that I hate Wednesdays,
but if Wednesdays were shoes, they’d be Crocs.
Wednesday is the day
We all just start pretending to work.
It’s Wednesday.
I’m alive.
That’s reason enough to celebrate.
Wednesday The day you realize
You haven’t accomplished anything since Monday.
If Wednesdays were animals,
They’d be sloths.
Happy Wednesday!
May your coffee be strong and your eyeliner even.
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
It’s Wednesday,
So put on your positive pants!
Halfway to the weekend,
and halfway to needing a drink.
I’m not saying that I hate Wednesdays,
but I have to ask: are they necessary?
Wednesday The day you realize
that nothing can be worse than Monday,
and you’re still two days away from the weekend.
Happy Wednesday!
Just pretend it’s a Friday,
and you’ll be fine.
funny Wednesday morning quotes
Wednesdays are like Mondays
in the middle of the week!
It’s only Wednesday?
Can I get a redo this week?
Wednesday is a day to help others celebrate life.
You and only you are accountable
for what you extend and give to others.
It’s Wednesday,
and I feel like I’ve already worked for a full week.
It’s only Wednesday.
Hang in there; you can do it!
On Wednesdays,
We wear pink and secretly wish it was Friday.
Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend,
halfway to needing a strong drink.
Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week.
I thought maybe if I ignored Wednesday,
It will go away. It didn’t.
Wednesday When even coffee needs coffee.
Wednesday is a day to remind us
that we’re still on the uphill climb of the week.
Wednesday is the day we realize
that we still haven’t gotten our lives together.
Happy Wednesday!
Let’s hope the rest of the week
is as easy as getting out of bed today.
Wednesday
The day I can finally start saying,
It’s almost the weekend!
It’s only Wednesday.
I’m confident I can make it until Friday
or at least until 3 p.m.
Wednesday’s funny work quotes
Halfway to the weekend,
halfway to wishing it was the weekend.
Wednesday is like a middle child,
not as exciting as Monday’s newness
or Friday’s end-of-week euphoria.
Wednesday When even coffee needs coffee
to get through the day.
On Wednesdays,
We wear pink and secretly wish it was Saturday.
Wednesday The day I realize that my ‘to-do’ list
is just a list of things I’m not going to do.
Wednesday It’s like the middle finger of the week,
just a little less aggressive.
If Wednesdays were shoes,
They’d be Crocs functional but not exactly exciting.
Wednesday is The day I start counting down to the weekend,
even though I know it won’t make it come any faster.
Wednesday is the day
we stand together in solidarity and say,
So how about that weekend?
It’s Wednesday! I’m breathing.
I’m healthy. I’m truly blessed.
I’m grateful for this day.
Halfway to the weekend,
and halfway to needing a weekend to recover from my weekend.
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week.
It’s only Wednesday
This week needs a fast-forward button.
Wednesday is still not Friday.
Happy Wednesday quotes are funny
Wednesdays are like Mondays
in the middle of the week!
Happy Wednesday!
Remember, it’s not ‘hump day,
It’s ‘pump day’ so let’s pump up the positivity!
Wednesday will always be a better day
than Monday because it’s closer to Friday.
I thought I was over the hump,
but it’s Wednesday and I’m still climbing.
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
Wednesday is halfway to the weekend
and halfway to needing a strong drink.
Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week.
Wednesday It’s almost, sorta, kinda, close to,
just about the weekend.
It’s Wednesday. I’m breathing.
I’m healthy. I’m truly blessed.
I’m grateful for this day.
Wednesdays are like Mondays
in the middle of the week!
Keep calm.
It’s only Wednesday.
Close enough to Friday!
It’s only Wednesday.
Put on your ‘I-can-totally-do-this’ attitude.
Wednesdays are for dreaming about the weekend.
Wednesday is the day we begin to panic about
what we didn’t accomplish on Monday.
It’s Wednesday. I’m breathing.
I’m healthy.
I’m truly blessed.
I’m grateful for this day.
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Wednesday one liners
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week.
It’s only Wednesday?
I could have sworn it was at least Thursday by now.
Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend
and halfway to needing a weekend this week.
Keep calm, it’s only Wednesday.
Wednesdays are like Mondays
in the middle of the week!
Wednesday: Still not Friday.
Happy Wednesday!
You’re halfway to the weekend,
which is the same thing as
being halfway to winning the lottery.
Wednesday: When you’re already
tired from this week’s bullsht
and you realize you’ve still got two more days to go.
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
It’s only Wednesday?
I could have sworn it was already Friday!
Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend,
and halfway to needing another weekend.
Wednesday: When you’re already tired of the week,
but it’s only Wednesday.
Wednesday is like a middle finger
to two days that have already passed.
It’s Wednesday.
That means we’re halfway to the weekend,
and halfway to needing a nap.
Wednesday Funny
Dear Wednesday,
I’m officially breaking up with you.
I want to see other days of the week.
Wednesdays are a lot like Mondays
in the middle of the week.
Wednesday: It’s almost, sorta, kinda, close to,
just about the weekend.
Wednesday: The day when even my coffee needs coffee.
It’s only Wednesday. Put on your
‘I’m pretending it’s Friday’ pants.
Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend,
and halfway to needing a weekend from the weekend you just had.
On Wednesdays, we wear pink
and also secretly wish it were still the weekend.
Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week.
Happy Wednesday!
Remember, the only thing harder
than Monday is pretending that it’s not Wednesday.
Wednesday: Still not Friday,
But at least it’s not Monday!
Wednesday is the day we begin to ask ourselves:
Is it too early to start counting down to the weekend?
Wednesday: The day we can see the weekend approaching,
but still have to work our way through the week.
It’s Wednesday. I’m breathing.
I’m healthy. I’m truly blessed.
I’m grateful for this day.
Wednesday is the day
when even my coffee
I need a coffee before I can function.
It’s only Wednesday.
Hang in there, you can do it!
Wednesday sayings funny
Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend,
halfway to needing a weekend.
Wednesday: Still not Friday,
But at least it’s not Monday!
On Wednesdays, we wear a smile.
Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week.
Wednesday: When you realize
that even your coffee needs coffee.
Wednesday: Because adulting is hard
and we all need a break.
Wednesdays are just Mondays in disguise.
Wednesday: The day we switch from saying
‘I can’t even’ to ‘I can maybe.
It’s Wednesday. I’m breathing.
I’m healthy. I’m truly blessed.
I’m grateful for this day.”
It’s only Wednesday.
I’m hopeful for a miracle.
Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend and halfway
to needing a weekend to recover from my weekend.
Wednesday is like a little hill.
You’ve gotten over the Monday and Tuesday mountains,
but there’s still a little climb
ahead before you can enjoy the weekend view.
On Wednesdays,
We wear pink and secretly hope for Friday.
Wednesday: When you realize
you’ve been staring at the computer
screen for 20 minutes and haven’t done any work yet.
If each day is a gift,
I’d like to know where I can return on Wednesdays.
Funny Wednesday quotes and images
Wednesday: It’s like the middle finger of the week.
Wednesday is the day we begin to plan our weekend.
Or at least pretend to.
Wednesday is a day to help others celebrate life.
You and only you are accountable
for what you extend and give to others.
Why is Wednesday spelled like that?
It looks like someone just tried
to make the word ‘weird’ even weirder.
It’s Wednesday,
and I’m already thinking about the weekend.
Is that wrong?
On Wednesdays, we wear pink and try
to get through the day.
Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend,
halfway to sanity.
Why is Wednesday called ‘hump day’?
Because it’s the day people hump over to the weekend.
Wednesday: Still not Friday,
but at least it’s not Monday!
When someone says it’s only Wednesday,
and you realize you still
I have two more days of pretending to work.
Wednesday: The day that feels like a week.
Happy Wednesday!
Remember, it’s like the middle finger of the week.
Wednesday is like a hill.
You just have to get over it.
Wednesday is the day
We break the seal on the week’s bullshit.
It’s Wednesday.
I’m breathing.
I’m healthy.
I’m truly blessed.
I’m grateful for this day.
Wednesday quotes for work
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
It’s only Wednesday?
Do you mean it’s not Friday yet?
Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend,
halfway to feeling exhausted.
Wednesday is like a middle child, no longer the cute baby,
but still far from the accomplished older sibling.
Wednesday: Still not Friday,
But at least it’s not Monday!
I like to think of Wednesday
as the awkward middle child of the week.
Wednesday is the day that even my coffee needs coffee
before I can start thinking about the weekend.
If each day is a gift,
I’d like to know where I can return on Wednesday.
Wednesday: Because nothing ruins a Friday
more than realizing it’s only Wednesday.
It’s only Wednesday.
Hang in there, you can do it!
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend,
halfway to a breakdown.
I’m not saying that I hate Wednesdays,
but it’s definitely in my top 7 least favorite days of the week.
Wednesday is like
the middle finger of the week.
When people refer to ‘hump day,
I assume they mean climbing over
the mountain of work that’s still left.
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Funny Wednesday coffee quotes
Wednesday: Still not Friday.
Not even close.
It’s Wednesday.
It’s time to take life with a grain of salt,
a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
Wednesday: I’m doing that thing.
where I pretend to be productive,
but I’m actually just staring at the clock.
Wednesday is a mood.
It’s not happy, not sad.
It’s like an ‘eh’ in the middle of the week.